the real reason i like tall people
- i aim to befriend them and slowly earn their trust so that they will carry me around on their shoulders
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
I think I laughed more than I should of at this
Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth
why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?
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"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire
I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
i do not recommend video games as a hobby it’s sad and expensive
Dance of the Swans - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Finally got these developed. Then started crying in the Walgreen’s parking lot because they made me so happy.
Take me back to boiseeeeee
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
WHERE IS THIS
A REAL LIFE KRUSTY KRAB